Poop n Pee is all done with this shit!

Page after page of people begging for free stuff and then attaching strings to the giving (i.e. asking for a free car, but only if it's red) has finally forced Poop n Pee into action.  As origninally seen on craigslist:

Willing to beg so desperate (you deliver)

I would like a few million dollars, i see its okay to come here and post not such absurd requests, but down right disgusting selfish requests. Screw it, let me take the cake for you all. I work and hate my job and have never really not worked, so let me make you all feel better about yourselfs. 

I would like 1 million dollars no strings attached, no taxes, and nothing i owe in response. But like so many other requests, not only do i want 1 million cash, but i want to add an absurd twist to it, i want a beautiful naked woman to hand it to me in a He-man lunchbox (metal lunch box only mind you, and it must be in mint condition, i also get to keep the lunch box). 

Because if there is one thing i have realized from you beggars, be not only pathetic, but ungrateful, picky, and disgusting. 

P.s. the 1 million will get blown on hookers, drugs, video games and taco bell as i am desperate need to party. It might be life or death here if i dont! i will never work again but will go to church on sunday thank you in advance god bless. 


yes... i brought god into this to try and make you feel bad... GOD BLESS YOU 

A bunch of people gave Poop n Pee a big cheer:

Bravo... well said, you were waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy too kind, but good job

.....you have been nominated for "best of craigslist"......keep up the good work.......

ROFLMFAO !!!!!! I have wanted to post something like that for ever!!!!

Then some beggars who didn't find it funny got it flagged and removed.  Bitches have no sense of humor.