Huge post, but you have to see the whole thing to understand my response. Thanks to Poop n Pee for putting this one together.
I have lots of games for sell. I have many great titles for different systems. If you are interested in any of these games please feel free to email me, so we can schedule a meeting time. I also have a few list of games that I may be willing to make trades for. ***-***-**** Call between 11am-6pm. Thanks.
NINTENDO NES
Excitebike $6
Metroid $10
Adventure Island $8
Legend of Zelda Gold Cart $15
Adventure of Link Gold Cart $15
Ninja Gaiden $6
Ninja Gaiden II $10
Tetris $10
Dr Mario $10
Double Dragon II $8
Double Dragon III $10
Donkey Kong Classic $8
Ghost'N Goblins $10
Castlevania II $10
Batman $5
Batman Return of the Joker $10
Paperboy $8
Megaman 2 $10
Megaman 3 $10
Megaman 6 $15
Metal Gear $6
Rygar $6
Strider $8
River City Ransom $15
NES Controllers $5
NES Light gun $5
NES Advantage Joy stick $5
SUPER NINTENDO SNES
Donkey Kong Country $8
Donkey Kong Country 2 $15
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest $8
Contra III $15
Super Mariokart $15
Super Metroid $15
Megaman Soccer Complete in Box (very rare) $40
Aerobiz Supersonic (very rare) $30
Super SNES controllers $7
NINTENDO N64
Super Mario 64 $15
Donkey Kong 64 $10
Zelda Ocarina of Time $10
Bomberman 64 $8
Super Smash Bros. $15
Mariokart 64 $15
Bomberman Hero Complete in Box $15
Banjo Kazooie in Box (no manual) $15
Super Mario 64 Complete in Box $25
StarFox 64 Complete in box with Rumble Pak $25
SEGA SATURN
Tetris Plus $10
Tomb Raider $10
Street Fighter the Movie $10
Street Figher Alpha 2 (New, seal is broken) $20
Golden Axe the Duel (New seal is broken) $60
Saturn controller $7
Saturn AC/AV cords $15
Saturn Memory Card $10
NINTENDO NES
Excitebike $6
Metroid $10
Adventure Island $8
Legend of Zelda Gold Cart $15
Adventure of Link Gold Cart $15
Ninja Gaiden II $10
Tetris $10
Dr Mario $10
Double Dragon II $8
Double Dragon III $10
Donkey Kong Classic $8
Ghost'N Goblins $10
Castlevania II $10
Batman $5
Batman Return of the Joker $10
Paperboy $8
Megaman 2 $10
Megaman 3 $10
Metal Gear $6
Rygar $6
Strider $8
NES Controllers $5
NES Light gun $5
NES Advantage Joy stick $5

SUPER NINTENDO SNES
Super Mariokart $15
Aerobiz Supersonic (very rare) $30
Super SNES controllers $7


NINTENDO N64
Super Mario 64 $15
Donkey Kong 64 $10
Zelda Ocarina of Time $10
Super Smash Bros. $15
Banjo Kazooie in Box (no manual) $15
Super Mario 64 Complete in Box $25

SEGA SATURN
Tetris Plus $10
Tomb Raider $10
Street Fighter the Movie $10
Golden Axe the Duel (New seal is broken) $60
Saturn controller $7
Saturn AC/AV cords $15
Saturn Memory Card $10

Agentkooper's response (as written by Poop n Pee)
Dear Sir or Madam
I am most interested in all the games you have for sale in this post, with the exception of Simon's Quest. That is a very bad game (follow link for more on that subject http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4we8iFk-fY).
Before we can discuss a meeting place, bulk pricing or the possibility of trades I would appreciate new pictures of the games with the word "sold" super imposed over each item for sale. While this may be an odd request it would put my mind at ease that you will in fact be selling the games and further confirm your dedication.
Thank you for your time.
P.S.
What happened with Bomberman Hero to make the text for the word "sold" green instead of red? I am nervous.
I am most interested in all the games you have for sale in this post, with the exception of Simon's Quest. That is a very bad game (follow link for more on that subject http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4we8iFk-fY).
Before we can discuss a meeting place, bulk pricing or the possibility of trades I would appreciate new pictures of the games with the word "sold" super imposed over each item for sale. While this may be an odd request it would put my mind at ease that you will in fact be selling the games and further confirm your dedication.
Thank you for your time.
P.S.
What happened with Bomberman Hero to make the text for the word "sold" green instead of red? I am nervous.
His response didn't anwser my questions, but you can see it below:
Hi, I can do bulk pricing. Let me know what games you are interested in, and then I can take a picture of it for you and attach to your email.
Thanks.
Thanks.
So let's ask again:
I find it very disconcerting that you didn't answer my question. Why does Bomberman Hero have a green "sold" over the top when every other game had red writing? I am very concerned that this may be a scam in progress.
Otherwise, I am interested in all the games that don't have lines through them. The others are bad luck and I don't want them in my home.
Please send a picture with "sold" written over the top so I know you are not thinking of also selling these to others.
Thank you
Otherwise, I am interested in all the games that don't have lines through them. The others are bad luck and I don't want them in my home.
Please send a picture with "sold" written over the top so I know you are not thinking of also selling these to others.
Thank you
Hey great list of games. I see you have a copy of Simon's Quest for sale. DUDE I've been looking for that game forever and seeing as you probably won't be playing it, I was hoping you would give it to me. I appreciate the fact that you drive a hard bargin and that you are also a video game expert. I am hoping you would like to give this video game a good home. I did not see it on your list of prices and I hope that you have not sold it to anyone yet. I don't want to put my information here because the spam bots will find it. Please respond,
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I saw your new post and wow you do have lots of games. I'm sorry about your hip :( I want offer you $20 for the Simons Quest game? I know its not much, but hopefully it will help with your expenses a little. Its more than the game is worth, but I'm willing to pay that just to not have to hassle with finding it somewhere else. I hope we can work out a deal. Please post a comment to me so I will know if you are even reading this.
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You really want Simon's Quest? If you have a copy of Simon's Quest 2 PAL version I would be willing to trade. Because that's what this site is all about! Selling and trading! You are astute!
ReplyDeleteThanks for your response! Sorry I don't have a copy of Simon's Quest 2. I didn't know they made one, so I'll be looking into that! I do have a copy of Akumajo Dracula on famicom. Its of no use to me now since my console broke. Would you be willing to accept that as a substitute?
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Haven't heard from you in a while. I do realize this is a satire website, I'm not that naive. You are astute when it comes to video games, It's obvious with your knowledgeable postings. I'm sure you have quite a selection and I am serious about Simon's Quest 2. Please reply,
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Well I got tired of waiting on you so I wound up buying Simon's Quest off ebay. Sorry we couldn't agree on a deal. I actually found an item you may be interested in purchasing.
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I know you are skeptical about clicking on a strange link, but it is legit. Being the avid gamer you are (even though you made the faux pas trying to trade a non existant copy of Simon's Quest 2)I know you will appreciate the Diablo II font used and the runic symbols at the top of the black area of the page. Apparently the unholy rune-lords have forged a unisex douche bag with anal attachment deep in the fires of mount doom. Judging by how much fun they are having in the picture, I'd say they both will be enjoying this product. I bet its nice for poop and peeing. The multiple attachments are a nice touch. Remember paypal is preferred and Alaska Sucks!