As oringally seen on Craigs List:
Easter Bunny - A MUST HAVE!! - $25
Get both of these cuddly "Easter bunny bears" for only $25... They are NEW!!!! NOT USED! 9.5" 2 Assorted Color Sitting Bears wearing rabbit ears. Bears are assorted tan and brown. Each is wearing a jelly bean ribbon and holding a decorated Easter egg. WONT LAST LONG... LIMITED SUPPY.... EMAIL ASAP...
Our response:
Hello,
According to your listing on Craigs List the product you are offering, two bears dressed in Easter attire, "are NEW!!!! NOT USED!". I am interested, but only if you promise that no child has cuddled, looked at while smiling, or in any other way brought joy to these Easter bears. I realize this request may sound strange, but my children demand emotionally deprived or even abused toys as they believe it makes the toy more self reliant on them, and thankful for any amount of attention they show.
Thank you
I like this guy! His response:
LOL... Yep! Thats all I have are emotionally deprived toys looking for a home...
Don't we all... Don't we all.
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