Very Special Cookies

This is just an experiment to see how far you can push a pot smoker before their paranoia puts them over the edge.  As originally seen on craigslist:

Cookies for bike work 

Hello - I've got a trek mountain bike that needs a tune-up and a seat change. I know absolutely zilch about bikes, but would like to make sure that mine is safe and rideable. In exchange, I am offering some delicious and *very special* oatmeal raisin cookies. These cookies will go for $5 a pop at festivals; let me know how many you think would be reasonable for your time. Thanks! 

Not OK response:

Hello,

I want to tell you I am considering flagging your post.  This is not funny.  The severely retarded are to be taken care of, not made into recipe components.

You are sick!!!