Questions

Original Craig's List post:

Bubble Bobble for NES. Ask questions if interested.

Never one to miss an opportunity I asked those pesky questions that had been nagging at me as of late.

Agentkooper's response:

Hello,

I am writing in regards to your offer.  I am interested in asking questions.

Question 1. Is it illegal for a sixteen year old to be left alone at home for a month?

Question 2. Why is glacier ice blue?

Question 3. If polar bears become extinct will caribou herds grow too large?

Question 4. What is your favorite color?

Question 5. What does your mom think of the neighbors shed

Question 6 Do you have any friends

Question 7 If you knew someone that didn't have friends would you be their friend?

Question 8 Are random sighting of blue cheese burgers funny?  Why or why not

Question 9 Let's get back to the friend thing.  Would you make a good friend if someone needed one?  I'm asking for my friend, not me, I have lots of friends, and no, not just on myspace or Xbox Live.  I have real friends all over the place.  I even have a girlfriend, but you wouldn't know her, she lives in another state, but she's a super model or something and really good looking.  Actually I have two or more girlfriends.  Pffffff!  No, I'm not sharing. 

Unfortunately, as of this moment, my questions have gone unanswered.  Feel free to answer them below.